Somebody needs to staple something, and since they don't have a stapler of their own, they come to you. They always come to you. And why? Because you have a stapler. But they don't want to keep walking back and forth to staple things, so they decide to "borrow" that stapler for about a week or two.

This will happen no longer! Place this handy gag on your desk where your stapler would normally go. Make sure it's more easily accessable than your other staplers. When the stapler thief goes to staple his papers, ZAP! An instense, yet overall harmless, shock is sent shooting through his body! He won't be taking YOUR staplers anymore!

Great gag for the office! Your co-workers will never forget it!

SHOCK STAPLER COMES WITH ONE FREE AAA BATTERY!

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WARNING! Not recommended for children under 14 years of age. Not recommended for adults over 50 years of age. Not recommended for anyone in poor health.

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